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The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy --------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering] JOEY: I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me. ALL: Did not, she did not wink at you...(sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers). CHANDLER: Huh. (They all leave, dejected) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.] ROSS: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison. RACHEL: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were. PHOEBE: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss. RACHEL: What song was that, Pheebs? PHOEBE: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za. (Monica enters from her bedroom) PHOEBE: Hi Monica! ROSS: Hey Mon! RACHEL: Hey Mon! (she just walks straight into the bathroom) PHOEBE: Oh my God, has she slept at all? ROSS: Nope. RACHEL: No, it's been three nights in a row. ROSS: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so. PHOEBE: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom] CHANDLER: Morning. JOEY: Morning, hey, you made pancakes? CHANDLER: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that. JANICE: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey. JOEY: (sarcastically) Good morning. CHANDLER: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me. JANICE: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. CHANDLER: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up. JANICE: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss. CHANDLER: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay. JOEY: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her! JANICE: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey. JOEY: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her. CHANDLER: Nope, not this time. JOEY: Come on, quite yankin' me. CHANDLER: I'm not *yanking* you. JOEY: This is Janice. CHANDLER: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy. JOEY: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking. CHANDLER: (looks him in the eye) I'm not breaking up with her! (they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face) [Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.] MONICA: God, look what I found in the drain. RACHEL: What?! MONICA: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this? ROSS: Getting it away from me would be job one. MONICA: It's weird, but yo | |||||||||||||||||
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